Anyway, the way the sign was put together made me think of Wheel of Fortune. And that made me think that it would be a little hilarious if you guessed every puzzle as "Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day, Pat."
Really, any bizarre answer with no real relation to the puzzle clues would work. Another option: guessing something very close to the answer, but not right. Like, if the puzzle looks like this:
"G_ne _ith the _ind"
You guess "Scarlett O'Hara." Maybe this is only funny to me.
Well, for your trouble, here's a picture of a baby animal. Cute, right?