Let me tell you about my day.

Monday, December 31, 2007

This is not a celebration.

With my huge surplus of funds this week (Read: $10), I decided to treat myself to lunch at Breadline - so delicious, unnutritious, yum, yum. All I could think about was the chocolate mascarpone cookie. I ordered my sandwich, had it in hand, proceeded to the register, and...nothing. No chocolate mascarpone cookies. Some lame-ass fig cookies and huge brownies. I would have gotten lunch elsewhere if I had known. Aye, me.

New Year, New You

I have two new year's resolutions:

1. Drink more water.

Because the amount of water I drink on a daily basis averages out to about .1 oz, I don't think it will be hard to achieve this remarkably vague objective.

2. Start a blog.

I've been inspired! Now that I know that this is what former (and current) English majors do, I think it's a brilliant tool for self-expression. I will do my best to be grammatically correct but, really, I make no promises.